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I talk about a book idea, gift cards and a dream I had.


This is the character from the TV show Dark Shadows that my mom got my name (Quentin) from.

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Quentin talks about possibly never talking to a girl he loves again, being sick this past week, and gives what he believes is a never before spoken defense of pornography.


George Clooney and Scarlett Johansson are both very beautiful in their own ways

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I talk about my favorite quote of all time, that beast of a Doritos Locos Taco and find out what seeing penises does to me.

Kurt Vonnegut Requiem for a Dreamer super short story

Losers by The Belle Brigade

Episode 11 of The Sarcast: Death Vs. Cuddling (It's a podcast I do with Chris)

Follow me on Twitter or else they win (there is no they)


Finally! These people get what it's all about.

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Quentin talks about his up and down week (although really it was steadily nothing) enjoying the sun, playing video games with friends and more.


1) Top bunk of bunk bed. 2) Curtain covering bottom part of window. 3) Prosthetic completely 100% real Adam's Apple proving Quentin's a boy. 4)Tye-dye shirt which happens to be Quentin's favorite shirt proving he has no fashion sense.

| Played: 26 | Download | Duration: 00:45:26

Quentin talks about a dream he had, a little bit of sports,  and reads some comments.


See what happens when you let women play sports.

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In this episode Quentin talks about Easter, being depressed, the nerve wrecking thought of making out, some listener comments, seeing boobies, whether The Hunger Games was good or not, and makes many good word grammar sentences.


Jennifer Lawrence frantically leaping away from a villain in The Hunger Games

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In this episode Quentin is annoyed, then not so annoyed, then talks about a provocative comment he got, then talks about April Fool's day for 45 seconds, then talks about being unproductive and other stuff.

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Quentin talks about the concert he attended Sunday night featuring his favorite band Say Anything, with the amazing and passionate Kevin Devine and the Goddamn Band and Quentin's recent newly loved band The Front Bottoms.

Link to The Front Bottoms with Kevin Devine and the Goddamn Band performing The Beers

Link to Kevin Devine and the Goddamn Band performing Brother's Blood

Link to the music video for Maps by The Front Bottoms

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In this episode Quentin responds to some listener comments, talks about abortions, bad parents, and wrongly and stupidly calling a couple of his friends retarded.

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I don't even know how to describe this one. Quentin talks about Masturbation a lot...like seriously, a lot, and also tells of one of his most embarrassing moments, even though it's not that embarrassing.


One of the few things Quentin won't masturbate too.