Closer To Clarity

113 - You Know

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Mon, 21 May 2012 22:03:25 GMT

I talk about a book idea, gift cards and a dream I had.

This is the character from the TV show Dark Shadows that my mom got my name (Quentin) from.

112 - I Repeat, Nobody Is Perfect

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Sun, 06 May 2012 12:14:42 GMT

Quentin talks about possibly never talking to a girl he loves again, being sick this past week, and gives what he believes is a never before spoken defense of pornography.

George Clooney and Scarlett Johansson are both very beautiful in their own ways

111 - But What Really Turns Me On

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 13:39:38 GMT

I talk about my favorite quote of all time, that beast of a Doritos Locos Taco and find out what seeing penises does to me.

Kurt Vonnegut Requiem for a Dreamer super short story

Losers by The Belle Brigade

Episode 11 of The Sarcast: Death Vs. Cuddling (It's a podcast I do with Chris)

Follow me on Twitter or else they win (there is no they)

Finally! These people get what it's all about.

110 - Whose Been In Quentin's Bed

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 23:07:33 GMT

Quentin talks about his up and down week (although really it was steadily nothing) enjoying the sun, playing video games with friends and more.

1) Top bunk of bunk bed. 2) Curtain covering bottom part of window. 3) ~~Prosthetic~~ completely 100% real Adam's Apple proving Quentin's a boy. 4)Tye-dye shirt which happens to be Quentin's favorite shirt proving he has no fashion sense.

109 - One out of Five Digiornos

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 18:28:55 GMT

Quentin talks about a dream he had, a little bit of sports, and reads some comments.

See what happens when you let women play sports.

108 - Boys Can't Help Liking Boobies

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 22:53:37 GMT

In this episode Quentin talks about Easter, being depressed, the nerve wrecking thought of making out, some listener comments, seeing boobies, whether The Hunger Games was good or not, and makes many good word grammar sentences.

Jennifer Lawrence frantically leaping away from a villain in The Hunger Games

107 - And The Award For Best Comment Goes To...

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 14:21:19 GMT

In this episode Quentin is annoyed, then not so annoyed, then talks about a provocative comment he got, then talks about April Fool's day for 45 seconds, then talks about being unproductive and other stuff.

106 - Quentin Trujillo and the Goddamn Concert

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 22:39:14 GMT

Quentin talks about the concert he attended Sunday night featuring his favorite band Say Anything, with the amazing and passionate Kevin Devine and the Goddamn Band and Quentin's recent newly loved band The Front Bottoms.

Link to The Front Bottoms with Kevin Devine and the Goddamn Band performing The Beers

Link to Kevin Devine and the Goddamn Band performing Brother's Blood

Link to the music video for Maps by The Front Bottoms

105 - Aborted Heaven

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 10:10:28 GMT

In this episode Quentin responds to some listener comments, talks about abortions, bad parents, and wrongly and stupidly calling a couple of his friends retarded.

104 - The One Where I Talk About Masturbation (isn't that every episode?)

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 03:41:30 GMT

I don't even know how to describe this one. Quentin talks about Masturbation a lot...like seriously, a lot, and also tells of one of his most embarrassing moments, even though it's not that embarrassing.

One of the few things Quentin won't masturbate too.

103 - Cucumbers Aren't Adorable

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Sun, 04 Mar 2012 12:36:40 GMT

Quentin stays up late to chat about how attractive Lindsay Lohan used to be, Rush Limbaugh's idiotness (not a word), saying fuck on college radio, an OkCupid update involving why he's not looking to date but open to the idea of falling for someone and also talks way too long about Zac Efron.

Lindsay Lohan and her twin looking super hot from their Parent Trap days.

102 - Kinks In The Podcast

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 14:33:17 GMT

First note: To listen to the full episode click on the blue link that says download. You can either right click and save the file to your computer and play it on a media player or a player will pop up in the browser and you can listen that way. There's a technical glitch with the media player so it's not working correctly. Sorry for the inconvenience...whatever that word means. I just know people say it a lot.

Quentin is joined by past guest David and first timer Thaison to try and learn what it's like to be Asian in today's America. They talk about the Jeremy Lin situation and how powerful the word chink is compared to other derogatory words (not that it's a competition). Plus they discuss if ESL (English as a second language) classes help or hold back students both in school and socializing. Later they get into what races are underused on television and movies, and why, and end with promotion for David's youtube show The Days Of Your, about reminiscing of the TV shows and video games they watched and played as children. And don't miss the very end of the episode, where you learn what David's favorite song is.

Next Note: This episode delves somewhat deep into race issues, but tries to blend in humor as well, so intense mature language is used, often in an intensely immature way. If you are easily offended then this episode is perfect for you, as you'll be able to leave a motivated and angry comment, which I thank you for before hand.

Listen to the podcast to find out if this ESPN headline is racist...spoiler alert, it is. In fact quite racist. There, I saved you an hour of listening to this podcast. Follow Quentin on Twitter twitter.com/QuentinTrujillo ...What? Is it a crime to promote one's self in third person in a picture caption now? Oh, well in that case never mind.

101 - Two Year Anniversary slash Best Of

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 10:26:01 GMT

In the first half of the episode Quentin talks about his thoughts on the podcast and where it might go, plus talks a little about his obsessive compulsive disorder and why he's been depressed recently and then repeatedly calls Chris Brown a shit head, which he is, he's a dumb fucking shit head.

In the second half some of Quentin favorite moments of the show are played, such as the very first Tweets of the Seven Day Period segment, part of an interview with Nathan, tattoos, sex toys, Chris driving with his mother, and girls with low self esteem.

100 - The 100th Episode

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:28:04 GMT

For the 100th show, Chris, Quentin, and special listener guest friend David get some clarity on Closer to Clarity. They reflect on past shows, Chris plays his highlight reel, and they get classic with some poop talk. Also, Chris has a special announcement about his future on the show and he and Quentin's next endeavor.

You can find more Chris and Quentin on their college radio show Technical Difficulties, now on iTunes.

Special thanks to frequent listener and cute person Jenna, AKA Hermit Girl.

A big thanks to anyone who's ever listened at all. We know it wasn't always easy.

Don't kill yourselves.

Chris, Tegan, Quentin, and Sara (not in that order)

99 - This Is Spilt Milk

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:22:11 GMT

Chris and Quentin lose it in Chris's (most likely) penultimate episode. There are characters! (bad ones) and singing! (horribly) and talk of atheists worship temples (they have those now?) and talk of religion and fat people, in the same God damn topic! And find out if Barack Obama is hilarious. All this and more on The Todd Glass Podcast!!!!! wait, no. this is the closer to clarity podcast. Why are you here? Go listen to The Todd Glass Podcast. Now.

In a perfect world Chris would be the guy in the middle, Quentin would be on the left, and the guy on the right would be our butler. I don't want to disappoint you folks, but this is not a perfect world.

98 - The "S" Word

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 00:27:44 GMT

Chris and Quentin talk about a tense moment they had on the bus before getting into listener comments and news about Republicans, cougars, and some paralyzed jerk. Also, Chris finally says the "S" word (not "the 'S' word" but the "S" word).

Not talked about on the show but pleasant to look at anyway.

97 - We Suck

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 04:46:54 GMT

Chris and Quentin talk about cussing on Modern Family and the quality of singer Lana Del Rey's SNL performance. Also: football, Todd Glass, and Chris's newfound self loathing.

Lana Del Rey pictured here breathing through
her mouth.

96 - A Totally Inoffensive Episode

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 04:43:02 GMT

This episode includes but is not limited to discussions on:

Listener comments about sexism and other "-isms" like racism and homophobia.

The sexist, homophobic, and comedy-ist show Work It.

TotSDP

Comedian Colin Kane

Chris's controversial opinion on colors.

A mention of Quentin's first time co-hosting Chris's radio show Technical Difficulties.

Male model Colin Kane

95 - My Apologies

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 18:32:05 GMT

Quentin goes solo to talk about New Years, Kreayshawn, New Year resolutions, his excuse for not shopping at mom and pop shops, writing at libraries, much more, and makes some apologies.

94 - I'm Gay, Get Me Out of Here!

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 00:36:05 GMT

Christmas, Sherlock Holmes, and listener comments. Also, Chris and Quentin debate two of the most important topics of our time: God and offensive jokes.

The Eye of God. Clearly a woman's eye.

93 - A Series of Uncomfortable Disagreements

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 17:49:59 GMT

Quentin's love life is discussed along with the topic of attractive female comedians. Also notice that Quentin literally says about 25 things in a row that Chris totally disagrees with and/or does not understand. It makes for an episode that is so stilted, it might actually be interesting.

Tina Fey seen here writing another episode of

30 Rock in the totally normal way she always does.

92 - Old Video Games and Old People

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 05:59:41 GMT

After talking about a recent Parks and Recreation episode, Chris and Quentin get some actual clarity about the show Misfits. Then Quentin talks about a new girl he met on okcupid.com before the conversation devolves into talk about the lives of old people. To close, Quentin gives his list of top 10 childhood video games and is surpised to find that Chris had not played a certain classic Mario game.

Kings of the Beach on NES. Somehow less sexy than

Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball.

91 - He's My All Star

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 09:46:03 GMT

Chris and Quentin discuss kindness vs. rudeness, Quentin's love life, what it means to be told you're "silly," and why music is so lovable and hateable at the same time. Plus, talk of the latest episode of Chris's radio show over at tdshow.wordpress.com.

90 - Muppets and Mortality

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 02:19:36 GMT

The guys contemplate death and nothingness before Quentin gets into his review of the new muppets movie. Also, Immortals, The Nerdist Way book, Tweets of the Seven Day Period (TotSDP), and Patrice O'Neal is not a terrible person.

"When you die, do you become closer to god... Because you

no longer exist?"

89 - Thanksgiving You for Listening

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 16:00:00 GMT

The guys talk about their Thanksgiving rituals, including a rundown of all the foodly products they eat. Then they debate the merits of PETA's attack on Super Mario and follow that up with news stories on tampons, gay penguins, fat people, and Scarlett Johansson.

Starting to think PETA is a front for SEGA.

88 - Occupy okcupid

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 05:54:35 GMT

Chris and Quentin finally give their highly unnecesary opinions on the occupy protests and Quentin updates us on his search for love on okcupid.com. Then, Chris gives his first ever Tweets of the 7 Day Period and the guys go over some unfortunate news about NBC's Community.

We're honestly not worthy. In fact, we should probably thank her for
thanking us.

87 - Totally Lame Podcast

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 22:35:39 GMT

In this lame episode, find out what chalk tastes like and what Quentin thinks of cranberry sauce. Also, the guys talk about Tweets of the 7 Day Period and about the great Totally Laime Podcast.

It's either cranberry sauce or just
a cranberry colored slinky.

86 - Chipmunks Are Hot

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 07:45:04 GMT

Quentin goes back and forth on Chris's radio Co-host Beb.
Sandwiches.
More Fall TV shows.
More Fall TV girls.
Chris's Book Nook.
Pedophilia.
Listener comments.
Listen closely to find out why man's turd is a great condiment.

One of the comments commented on in this episode.

85 - Taking it to Washington

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 04:02:20 GMT

The guys cover no news stories and instead talk about Chris's new radio troubles, porn person Britney Beth, and Ron Paul's presidential run. Plus, fall TV talk near the end of the show. This is a boring description but it's actually not a half bad episode.

Herman Cain is not pleased about his
mention in this podcast.

84 - Big Balls, LOL

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 04:22:13 GMT

Chris introduces his new book club (which is totally different from Chris's bookcorner). Then Quentin goes over his Tweets of the 7 Day Period before the guys get into some fun news involving a scandalous Family Feud question and a guy with some unfortunately-sized testicles.

"Oh man, my balls are still really big."

83 - My Winnie Cooper

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 08:49:11 GMT

Quentin goes to another strip club, Chris laments his empty childhood, and the news tells us something confusing and pointless about Carnie Wilson

Stories covered:

Robber

Wilson sisters porno

Sex and amnesia

Young nose job

Miley Cyrus's name

Emma Stone: the one popular young starlet who Chris won't sign off on.

82 - The N Word Chills

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 05:40:21 GMT

Chris and Quentin cover a lot of ground, including details on Chris's experience hosting his first college radio show called Technical Difficulties. Beyond that, find out about The View's views on the N word, the latest news from the world of lettuce, and why Quentin doesn't like Steve Jobs even though he's dead.
Also:

Arrested Development coming back

Rick Perry controversy

Boy stops robbery

Steve Jobs' patents

Tech Diff page

"Hey Rob Corddry!"

"Hey Paul Scheer..."

A Little Closer To Clarity 25 - Quietly Horrible Weekend and Pornstar Lovin'

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 01:07:55 GMT

Quentin goes solo to discuss his quietly horrible weekend which includes a missed phone call, watching way too many video game videos, and the Seattle Seahawks lost, plus Quentin applies for a job he doesn't get, and he may or may not have an affinity for adorable pornstars...the female ones.

Britney Beth

I don't care how many dicks she's about to suck, she's fucking adorable.

Ohbijou song
Weatherbox song

81 - Cuntel Exercises

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 05:09:02 GMT

Quentin tries stand up for the second time ever and Chris continues to try going to college. Also, Quentin's favorite Tweets From the Seven Day Period.

Demetri Martin on WhoSay

80 - OkStupid

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 02:25:32 GMT

Chris and Quentin break down their experiences with the dating site okcupid. They talk about how some of the site's questions are stupid and Chris illustrates why it may or may not be a good idea to make a dating profile in the middle of a relationship.

That's right ladies, he's single.

A Little Closer To Clarity 24 - Seattle Yo and Yo

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 11:50:39 GMT

Quentin talks about staying in Seattle with his aunt, why soda pop is bad, health food, thrift stores, Ashton Kutcher's first appearance on Two and a Half Men (He doesn't really talk about that) and a thrilling story of whether or not he shits his pants in a car (his pants stay unshit, and instead of thrilling insert boring).

79 - The Imparter

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 20:00:00 GMT

Chris proves why he's the best imparter in all of the imparting business by imparting multiple stories, including information on his recent experiences getting into college radio. After that, even more info is imparted when the guys get to the news on Dominos in space, BttF shoes, and Reese Witherspoon.

This fall on Fox: THE FINDER.
He's good at finding things. . . that's the show.

78 - Tolkien Black Guy

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 21:50:28 GMT

Chris and Quentin go over some news and Twitter trends before giving out their wise advice to all the kids out there starting school. Also, they give their surprising takes on boobs, Kim Kardashian news, and transgendered kids.

Facebook case

Twitter trends

Pictures like these still conjure up feelings of a
black cloud of anudulterated dread and dispair in
anticipation of the first day of school. That, and I
can't wait to see my fwiends!

77 - Maggie Goes on a Diet

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 00:06:27 GMT

The guys talk about why Jobs loss has gone up, why there is a children's book for dieting, and why Jim Carrey is creepy toward Emma Stone. Also, tune in for a new game called Dick or Dickens.

The sequel will be called "Maggie Fixes Her
Retarded Haircut."

A Little Closer To Clarity 23 - No Intro, No Outro. Take Three.

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Sat, 27 Aug 2011 11:33:51 GMT

Quentin goes solo to talk about things I can't remember. Possibly gardens.

76 - Words, Names, and Words That Are Names

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 21:10:28 GMT

After breaking down Quentin's encounter with Chris's doppelgänger, the two go over a very small portion of all the news that has occured since the last podcast. Stories include Adam Carolla's offensive comments, how your TV is murdering you, and what needless new words Oxford is adding to the dictionary in a desperate attempt to remain relevant. Also:

Rich libertarians would rather live in untested and secluded fake island.

Young people would rather have fake conversations than engage in actual human interactions.

Chris's doppelgänger. It's blurry because it's Chris crossing over
from an alternate reality. That, or Quentin's phone sucks.

A Little Closer To Clairty 22 - Example Of Melodrama (This Was Recorded Three Weeks Ago)

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 22:44:55 GMT

Quentin bitches and moans.

Caution: not in a sexy way.

75 - Patrice O'Neal is a Terrible Person

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 02:44:21 GMT

Chris and Quentin go over their latest listener comment before getting into the news. The two get clarity about intelligence as well as a few TV shows such as Your Enthusiasm and Lopez Tonight. Also, Quentin is perturbed about people not hating on the writers of Rebecca Black's "Friday" and Chris pretends to be perturbed as well. In addition, stay tuned for the return of a classic CTC segment near the end of the show.

Again, thank you to Jen for her comment on episode 74. Much appreciated.

Lopez Tonight cancelled.

Genes linked to intelligence.

Surprisingly, two of these people wrote "Friday"
and the little girl is not one of them.

A Little Closer To Clarity 21 - And A Happy New Year!

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 18:30:18 GMT

Quentin goes solo to discuss why cats are assholes, Comets only destroying Texas or him, blood flowing to certain areas, Eva, and much more (minus the much).

Look at that skinny dude holding the completely normal sized kitty.

74 - We're All Our Own Normal

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 03:20:05 GMT

Chris and Quentin get clarity on the Battleship movie, Wiggers, and D.B. Cooper. Also listen for Taylor Lautner talk, thoughts on olives, and a special sneeze by Chris.

Murderer guy

Wigger lawsuit

D.B. Cooper suspect

You should see him when he sneezes.

A Little Closer To Clarity - 20 - She's Got A Great Ass!...so does he.

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 01:17:46 GMT

Quentin can't sleep so he decides to talk about various things, such as butts, and other things that aren't butts, possibly why he can't sleep, which doesn't have to do with butts....I think. It was confusing.

Do the pictures have to make sense?

73 - Jerking in and Other Addictions

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 22:14:58 GMT

Chris and Quentin give their take on Amy Winehouse before winding down a conversational road of 90's sitcoms, Kristin Cavallari, sleeping, and drugs. Also, Quentin accidently says "jerking in" when he meant "jerking off" so that's kinda funny.

By Illustrated-Madness at Deviantart.com

A Little Closer To Clarity 19 - Complaining And Excuses

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 00:47:50 GMT

Quentin Goes solo to make many excuses and complain about his life, but in an uplifting way...at least he thought so. There may or may not be one or two jokes in the episode as well. The person who finds them gets a t-shirt! (Not really)

Now that's a substitute teacher I wouldn't mind being molested by (the lady...not the boy)

72 - Butts and Buttholes and Butts

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 21:01:57 GMT

Chris clears the air about last week's podcast before he and Quentin get into talk of Mila Kunis, Zach Braff, the moon, and TV shows everyone says you should watch.

The place where velcro comes from.

71 - The Cancellation of Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Sat, 16 Jul 2011 05:56:42 GMT

Chris reads a controversial listener comment that nearly brings the show to a hault before powering on like a true professional amateur podcaster. Also, strip clubs, Netflix rate hikes, and Michael Irvin.

Note: this is also the first episode recorded with all new audio equipment so it actually sounds decent.

Never forget.

70 - Casey Anthony and Gay Marriage

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Fri, 15 Jul 2011 00:41:21 GMT

Quentin and Chris are utterly outraged by the Casey Anthony verdict (although they are not sure why). Also, they ramble their way through talk of the gay marriage, Transformers 3, and ways they might propose to a woman.

69 - Sex and Pooh

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 00:35:26 GMT

Quentin and Chris talk about a listener comment, tattoos, certain types of sex, Dairy Queen, Winnie the Pooh, and maybe a little about poo.

"This book of colored shapes is hilarious."

68 - No Love, Just Boobs

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 00:17:45 GMT

Another lost episode, this time dealing with the timely topics of a now non-existent Wonder Woman TV show and that crazy Japan earthquake.

The only WONDER about her is why her
outfit's so ugly.

67 - Chris and Quentin Eat Snacks

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 19:31:30 GMT

Chris and Quentin get together and talk about snacks (mainly of the fruit variety) in this out-of-date, "lost" episode that yet remains timeless. Also mentioned are Twilight, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Garfunkel and Oates.

Garfunkel and Oates in one of Quentin's dreams.

A Little Closer To Clarity - 18 - Chris the Sports Guy

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 00:46:47 GMT

Chris and Quentin go little in this podcast discussing basketball, Hugh Hefner, and how alcohol can solve the world's hunger problems.

Proving love sees no age. It only sees money.

66 - "Enough about your c*ck," The listeners say

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Sun, 26 Jun 2011 20:02:13 GMT

Quentin talks about Kim Kardashian's ass, Ray J fucking the camera with his eyes, Cars 2, Gay marriage, The wonderment that is a vagina, and other things.

65 - God and Wieners

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 06:18:21 GMT

Chris is back with Quentin to discuss some major stories of the past few months. This of course devolves into talk of penis sizes and then devolves further into a serious philosophical discussion on God and the universe.

Some people discussed in this podcast:

Anthony Weiner
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Richard Dawkins
The universe
Barack Obama
Sarah Palin
Rebecca Black

Evolution

64 - Tracy Morgan Loves Wieners

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 04:37:36 GMT

Quentin talks about Tracy Morgan not wanting gay kids, and a bunch of other crap I wasn't paying attention to.

The rare blue lobster in its natural habitat

There Is Nothing Wrong With Liking A 16 Year Old....except for the fact that it's creepy

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 21:14:13 GMT

Quentin goes solo to talk about being creepy, abortion, Emma Watson, and some other crap probably.

I wish there were two outlined human figures in that picture instead of just one

62 - Help Me Work Out These Scenarios Better, Kelline

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Tue, 31 May 2011 11:55:38 GMT

Quentin talks about Kelline's importance in the podcast's history, watching The Hill's being the low point of his life, Momorial Day Weekend, the horror of putting pickles in potato salad, that rapture dude asshole, that Chris Brown Asshole, The Hangover Two but not about how that guy was fucked in the Asshole (spoiler alert...although not really), and Bridesmaids, but not in that order (except exactly in that order).

EP 61 - The Art Of Not Talking About Porn

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Mon, 23 May 2011 20:53:15 GMT

Quentin may or may not talk about porn way too much, but also he mentions the lovely Emma Roberts, the lovely underused mermaid love story in the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie, the lovely tweets of the lovely people he follows, the lovely story behind how bogarting became a thing, and the lovely reason why he never overuses the word lovely.

The awkwardness in the smile is what I love most. That's said without irony.

EP 60 - Therapy With Saar Frackles (bad quality)

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Sun, 22 May 2011 00:51:38 GMT

Quentin goes solo to talk about how he found out Osama Bin Ladin was dead, a toilet paper crisis, and some other crap that eventually gets him to have some introspection on his ass.

Episode 59 - Speaking Of Gays: Tim Hardaway Sucks

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 10:31:00 GMT

Quentin goes solo to discuss how April Fools Day is his least favorite day, Kobe Bryant's gay slur, The Verizon Guy being let go, Terrible Television Sitcoms of the past decade according to somebody, including the new Happy Endings, and many more things, which are all brilliantly (not really brilliantly) tied together by gay talk.

Kobe Bryant possibly pondering what it would be like to be gay for a day.

Episode 58 - Robots

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 02:36:00 GMT

This episode has very little direction, which is just the way we like it. Nevertheless, topics such as the Grammy reporter's flub, girly wrestling, and of course robots get covered. Also find out what Chris has in common with gay funny man Scott Thompson (hint: it has to do with who they're both attracted to).

This is either RoboCop, Robotman, a cylon,
or Bionic Woman.

Episode 57 - In Need of Moisture

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 05:54:00 GMT

After Dr. Funny Quentin updates us on his lip situation, Chris and Quentin get into topics involving the Super Bowl, homeless people, and Lindsay Lohan's latest arrest. Also pondered is proper shoe-taking-off etiquette.

And a special prize for those who listen close enough for the Bruce Vilanch reference.

I think this picture speaks for itself.

Episode 56 - Jesus Poop

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 23:08:50 GMT

Chris and Quentin come back to find out why the proof is in the chocolate pudding. In other words, I am too lazy to come up with a useful and/or interesting description of this episode.

Clarity that is gotten closer to:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Batman casting news
Various celebrity starlets like Blake Lively.

A Little Closer To Clarity - Episode 17 - Chris's Lonely Episode

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 14:03:00 GMT

Gasp! In this episode, Chris fills in for Quentin for the first time ever and tries his hand at a solo podcast. He talks about two of his latest problems and tells you why there hasn't been a new podcast lately. So sit back and have a listen to Chris attempt to talk to himself. It's half the hosts and twice the awkward transitions.

Just one of the many exciting things discussed in this episode.

Episode 55 - Leslie Nielsen, National Unfriend Day, and Food Sex

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 20:53:00 GMT

Chris joins Quentin once again to cover news about baby names, National Unfriend Day, and a certain anti-child abuse campaign.

Good night sweet prince.

Closer To Clarity -episode 54- Your Vagina: use it or lose it

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 21:19:00 GMT

while Chris is still on 'vacation' David and Quy join Quentin to talk about none other than vagina. Also cartoon pictures on Facebook and popular baby names are mentioned, but let's face, we're all here for the vagina talk.

I think Cookie Monster is grabbing her ass.

A Little Closer To Clarity -episode 16- Quentin Gets Called A Chick

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Sat, 20 Nov 2010 18:26:00 GMT

Quentin performs a little Closer To Clarity without Chris....wait, don't tune out yet, there's more...and he talks about possibly moving out, something else, another something else, and how his very hot friend Trishelle says hi to him online.

A partially eaten pink peanut butter and banana sandwich. Why? I have no idea.

Episode 53 - It's All Just One Big Sense

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 15:39:00 GMT

For the first time ever, Chris and Quentin run out of things to talk about. Nevertheless, somehow Conan O'Brien, Vanilla Sky, Carebear sex, and much more get discussed. It's an episode that won't quit even if you want it to.

Conan with a monkey for some reason

Episode 52 - Teen Wolf Too and Other Classic Films

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 21:33:00 GMT

Besides the normal ramblings from topic to topic, the focus of this episode is older movies and newer TV shows. Chris watched Pulp Fiction and kind of liked it. He also likes some quality gay bashing. Find out why and so much more in this episode.

Olberman

Alex Kunkle Thought for Thought

Entourage, Quentin's new show that
he watches.

Episode 51 - Quailman's Hot Right Now

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 14:03:00 GMT

In this post-Halloween Halloween episode, hear about Quentin's Quailman costume and the spooktacular party he showed it off at. Also, find out what celebrity couple just broke up and what billionaire, black, female, daytime talk show host is starting a new network with no "bitches" allowed. Plus, Chris has a hoop dream, intern Nathan has a lumberjack dream, and Donald Glover is just plain dreamy. If only the 50th episode had been this good.

Finally a less self-centered use for Quentin's 'Q' shirt.

Episode 50 - Vampires, The View, and Charles Barkley (Whoever That is)

danniel@closertoclarity.com (Closer To Clarity) — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 04:58:00 GMT

It's episode fifty and that means a quick talk about the podcast. After that, Chris and Quentin get into their usual ramblings. This week's topics include new names for terrorists, names for the guys' kids, and Alicia Keys' sexuality. Also hear the two argue about Bill O'Reilly's controversial View appearance and find out Chris's hot new idea for vampire fiction

McGruff seen here with daughter and pet human.